Ohhhhh.... I don't feel very well today. My tummy REALLY hurts. I have been sick many times. I had to run to the garden and my poor body was erupting from both ends like Mount Vesuvius in the last days of Pompeii. It was disgusting. I'm so weak, I just want to be sleeping in the garden, in the cool and within easy reach of my toilet.
My partner says it's because of the rabbits I ate yesterday - but how can that be true? They were so delicious.
I am too weak to write more, and must shortly make another dash for the open air. Ohhhhh...
Good night, cruel world.