Thursday, 9 June 2016

Thursday 9 June 2016

The time to reignite this blog may be at paw... Despite his absence I have learned so very much from Jasper Horatio Stafford. I am not the same as him. But it is our differences that make us better.


Back soon then.
Love, Gisele Stephanie x

Monday, 25 April 2016

Monday 25 April 2016

Um... well, I have had to grow up FAST and understand that no longer am I a puppy.


All will be explained very soon.


Until then, God bless you and keep smiling.


G-S. x

Friday, 11 March 2016

Thursday 10 March 2016

Ohh sh😠tbags; I's in milks. This mayks me three times cross. Is coming pups, nonono I is pure. Is ghost babyes of or what not I kanow.*


*Translation:-
Oh goodness! Somewhat unexpectedly, I appear to be producing milk. This has three possible outcomes, none of which please me.


I could be pregnant. But this could not be the case, as (whilst I am very fond of men) I keep myself tidy "down there" and retain my virginity.


I could be experiencing a phantom pregnancy. I sincerely hope this is not the case.


I can't think of a third option.


Bl**dy h*ll...

Monday, 8 February 2016

Monday 8 February 2016

In her next blog entry Gisele will attempt to downplay the severity of her injuries and suffering. Do not believe her. She lies in order to protect. But only when the truth is out will others know how brave and good she genuinely is.
REP xxx

Saturday, 6 February 2016

Saturday 6 February 2016

I am so much better. I have recovered from my injuries and my Mistress's insurance paid for my surgeries, medicines and wrappings. I has been a very lucky girl. Yes, yes.


But now we is thinking weasels. Is it being wrong to raise and trains an army of battle-ready assault weasel assassins? Mistress asked of a law-yer yestiday. He says it is not allowed because we would be making the weasels like to weppins and using them to do naughty. But we would only kill them a LITTLE bit. But he still says that not allowed.


I says we maybe do it anyway. Does anyone knows where I can get some weasels?


Byebyelovefrom Gisele xxx

Tuesday, 26 January 2016

Tuesday 26 January 2016

I is very nearly proper better. I did have a very very VERY serious accident which what was not my fault on 4 December 2015 and what did make my Christmas not very merry AT ALL.
But I gets nearly ALL better soon and I can be telling you what did happen.
I write more very soon yes.


Bye-bye love from Gisele (nearly better). Bye xx

Friday, 20 November 2015

Friday 20 November 2015

I grieve so deeply for the human casualties of the despicable travesties visited upon my neighbours and friends in France.


But few, if any, think a mere dog is worthy of grief.


When PAPD Officer David Lim was calling and crying for his fallen canine partner Sirius, he was berated by a Fire Officer for "eulogizing a f*cking dog". I don't judge between sentient beings.
Whatever species, colour, beliefs, nationality or race, we ALL - to a one - as mammals weep salt water tears and bleed red blood when we hurt.
The death of just one diminishes us ALL. Regardless of species.
And so:-
Alors, Nous sommes appelĂŠs Jasper-Horatio et Gisèle-Stephanie. Mais, aujourd'hui, nous sommes Ă  la fois - ‪#‎jesuisdiesel‬.


Bonne nuit, mes amies.
Votre Jasper xx