Happy St. George's Day! Today I celebrate my Englishness and all that makes my country great. Cricket, cream teas, and plucky Staffordshire Bull Terriers.
With profound apologies to Gustave Moreau:
St. George spays the last dragon in England.
If you are not aware of the noble legend, here is a brief summary: In the First Century AD, the King's Chief Vet in Charge of Birth-Control (St. Snippus) ordered that all dragons be spayed to eliminate the nuisance they caused. St. George dogfully volunteered for the task and is depicted above dealing with a typical miscreant. This naughty fellow had kidnapped a dusky maiden to fulfil his every sordid whim, so brave St. George was able to liberate her as well as sorting out the dragon.
So there you have it - St. George spayed the last dragon in England. Although, to judge by the appearance of the New Cat and his cronies, one or two might have slipped under the radar.