Jasper's partner here once again.
Guess who was found by a cyclist, all beaten up and nearly unconscious, about an hour ago? Guess who and who have just come back from the emergency vets' surgery? Guess who is now passed out on the sofa, thinking they've gotten away with it - but who is in for a severe b*ll*cking when they wake up?
Here's a clue - this picture was taken just moments ago:
Thank you for your love and prayers - they really helped, and we appreciate them very much.