I am about to enter my carriage, proceed up The Mall, and take my seat for the most glorious wedding. What a wonderful day to be Jasper in this world.
I shall return after the ceremony, to share my views with you, dear reader - if you'll indulge me. Until then, I lift my bowl as a toast to the bride and groom and wish them every possible happiness.
I may deign to appear on the balcony afterwards; it depends what the weather is doing outsite - and how many canapés remain unguarded on the reception table inside...
See you later!