Well, I've just wasted 90 minutes of my life. My partner and I have, this moment, come back from the pub, where we watched England's first World Cup match.
1-1 against the USA, for goodness' sake!!! I mean no disrespect to my dear friends in the US, but our chums across the pond are not exactly reknowned for their footballing abilities. Memories of Alexi Lalas in 1993 came flooding back to my partner...
Will anyone now join me in a quick game of "Where's Walcot"? For goodness' sake.
I am cross now. I'm going to bed.