tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5428148214352264900.post3240189358953140278..comments2023-07-31T08:52:23.094+01:00Comments on The Dog's Blog: Monday 8 February 2010RuthnJasperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10854229975104169793noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5428148214352264900.post-20575464454379463572010-02-13T19:22:34.907+00:002010-02-13T19:22:34.907+00:00Tch Tch = will you ever learn Jasper!! Still, no...Tch Tch = will you ever learn Jasper!! Still, no harm done, you naughty wotsit you. What Lance said about the mobile phone - he's right unless, of course, Ruth uses 'pay as you go' in which case the calls can't be traced back. You'd better hope so!<br /><br />I knew a Jack Russell called Schatze whose prowess at telephone answering had Interpol on the hop trying to locate the partner they thought was laying half dead in a locked-up house!Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10015569343069499036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5428148214352264900.post-60602906170663028762010-02-10T10:03:39.405+00:002010-02-10T10:03:39.405+00:00It's also not very gentleman-like to order a m...It's also not very gentleman-like to order a meal without sharing it with your partner! Were you really going to eat all those pizzas etc yourself or were you going to post on Facebook about the party at Jaz's? <br /><br />You should offer to take her out for a nice evening. I recommend Pets-at-Home at Farnham where you'll get a free treat at the check-out. Just don't lift your leg against any of the displays ... <br /><br />Mad x (and the reprobate Spot)MBNAD womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11604195971368211750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5428148214352264900.post-8306867063454190662010-02-08T17:41:55.954+00:002010-02-08T17:41:55.954+00:00I REALLY hate to be the bearer of bad news Sir Jas...I REALLY hate to be the bearer of bad news Sir Jasper... but you won't need to tell your Ruth of your adventures on her mobile phone. As soon as she gets the bill, and starts reviewing the charges and minutes used, she'll KNOW what you were up to. And she won't need the local paper to confirm the facts. I think you were VERY LUCKY that all those charges didn't go through on her debit card though. That could have been dreadfully dangerous for your Ruth's bank account.<br /><br />I'm glad you had fun barking to all those lovely people though. I'm sure they all enjoyed your calls very much.<br /><br />XXOO, LanceLancenoreply@blogger.com